Annoying Cats update…
I went home for lunch today and in my front yard were three of my neighbors annoying cats that torment me so. 3! I don’t know exactly how many cats my neighbor has. For all I know she could be one of those crazy little old ladies with 15 to 20 cats. I pulled into my drive way and the three cats, which were sitting in a semi-circle as if they were talking, looked over at me but didn’t budge. I assume they were discussing me. Discussing new ways to torture me! They continue to use my back yard as their toilet, (I haven’t bought that yard cat repellant yet, must really make an effort to do that), and now they are having cat conferences in my front yard. Their cat sex rendezvous’ continue to be a problem. It’s almost as if they have human radar or something. It doesn’t matter if I’m in my office area at the computer which happens to be next to a window, or if I’m in bed in my bedroom, which also happens to be next to a window—these cats always pick whichever window I happen to be next to… to have their cat-wailing and moaning and sex-screaming—cat sex! I can’t seem to escape them. They are determined to carry out their vendetta against me for not feeding them by torturing me with their daily and nightly cat sex. I should be so lucky as to have as much sex as these annoying cats! Still tormented and suffering… sigh.
OH! I hear you! I have nearly gone insane with the same type of torture! Stray/wild cats are a MENICE to society! And the SPCA, etc are NO help! You poor thing.
Personally I think you enjoy it, might even get off on it... dark cat wailing; meow rowr ecstasy and cha-cha kitty talk. Might just be a subliminal message you're getting out... hate it...but love it! Just kidding. I would go outside and throw a shoe at their fatheads.
I bet you could sell tapes of that on the 'net, dude. Seriously, go down to Lowes and get the cat repellant... Spread it like crazy... Either that, or buy some beer and a few of us can come over and trap 'em one night. :)
I would do that for cheese-less pizza and pear cidey!
I might take you guys up on that offer...
You guys really need to get out more!!!