Annoying Cats-- Breaking News Story!
Pregnant! PREGNANT! That’s right one of my neighbors many annoying cats-- is pregnant! Very pregnant in fact! I just knew this would happen. All those annoying cat sex rendezvous’, their cat-wailing and moaning and sex-screaming-- cat sex that they constantly torture me with outside my windows-- I knew it would eventually lead to more spawn of annoying cats!

Not only is this very pregnant annoying cat hanging out in my yard, but it seems to be nesting. There is a crawl space opening near the back door of my house that leads under the house. I would never go under the house-- there’s no telling what kind of bugs, spiders and other creepy crawly creatures lurk under there. The board that covers the crawl space opening had been moved enough that this cat could crawl down under the house. I think that this very pregnant annoying cat was planning to have its kittens underneath my house!! There is no way I’m going to be responsible for the spawn of that annoying cat!!

“Oh no you’re not!” I said to the annoying cat shooing it away and pushing the board back in place covering up the crawl space opening.

“Ha! You’re not having your kittens under my house!” I yelled smugly at the annoying cat as it waddled away.

Later, I saw that very pregnant annoying cat hanging out in my front yard. It was probably looking for another spot to give birth in. I’ll probably still end up being responsible for the spawn of that annoying cat! Why isn’t there a leash law for cats? I would never have this problem if dogs lived next door to me. I wish I could make my little old lady cat neighbor keep her cats in her own house and yard. If that pregnant annoying cat gives birth to its kittens at my house, I’m going to have some words with my little old lady cat neighbor-- because there’s no way I’m putting up with mewling kittens!  posted by Matildakay at 9:30 PM