The Alleged Mel Mel Myndsick Hockey CD Conspiracy against NL
“I’ve done all the research and all fingers point to you! You have the Myndsick Hockey CD!” NL barked at me through the phone.

“You’ve done all the research! What are you talking about?” I asked confused.

“You have the Myndsick Hockey CD. I remember giving it to you to put in your purse at the Condor game.” He explained.

“I don’t have the Myndsick Hockey CD.” I stated.

“Are you sure? I remember giving it to you. I need it to finish putting the Hockey CD together.” He asked frantic.

“I’m sure, but I’ll look anyway.” I stated hanging up the phone.

I searched my purse and my car for the Myndsick Hockey CD even though I was pretty sure I didn’t have it. No Hockey CD. Just as I thought!

“I don’t have the CD.” I told NL when I called him back.

“Shit!” He cursed.

“Are you sure you didn’t give it to Chingpea? (The other Mel). She was with us at the game that night.” I asked.

“I’ll call and ask her right now!” He stated getting off the phone.

Chingpea received a similar phone call from NL. He told her that “All fingers pointed to her having the Myndsick Hockey CD” She also insisted that she didn’t have the CD, but she searched her purse and car anyway and came up empty handed as well.

“Chingpea says she doesn’t have the CD either! You have to have it!” NL barked at me through the phone again.

“I don’t have the CD, but I will look again.” I calmly said.

I made another thorough search of my purse and car for the CD and came up with nothing. I did however manage to tear the lining of my purse while looking for the missing Myndsick Hockey CD. A purse that I bought on my vacation in Hawaii and can’t replace here in Bakersfield.

I called NL back to tell him again that I didn’t have the Hockey CD.

“One of you has to have it! I remember giving it to someone to hold in their purse.” He exclaimed frustrated.

“I don’t have the CD dude!” I stated again.

“She said the same thing! I swear you’re both in denial! It’s a bloody Hockey CD conspiracy!” He said exasperated.

“Are you sure it's not on your desk?” I asked. NL’s desk is a little on the messy side.

“I’ve torn my desk apart. It’s not on my desk! One of you has to have the CD!” He stated.

“Flower in the Dale and Bambi were also at the game with us, maybe you gave it to one of them to hold.” I said hopefully.

I hung up the phone and imagined Flower and Bambi receiving similar phone calls from NL in his frantic search for the missing Myndsick CD.

A few days later, CD still missing, NL half crazed in his mad search for the missing Myndsick Hockey CD, we racked our brains trying to retrace his steps and possibly find a clue to its whereabouts.

“I remember seeing the CD in your shirt pocket, but I don’t remember you giving it to me to hold.” I explained.

“I remember giving it to someone to put in their purse.” He restated racking his brain.

“One of you has to have the CD!” He reiterated.

This tactic was getting us nowhere.

“I don’t want to call Simon and tell him that I can’t find his Hockey CD and have to ask for another copy. Do you know how embarrassing that would be?” He explained.

“You might as well call him. Because neither one of us has the CD.” I stated.

“Agggh! It’s a bloody Hockey CD conspiracy I swear!” NL shrieked as he picked up the phone to call Simon.

“When you find the CD and neither one of us had it, you’re going to owe us both an apology!” I told him when he hung up the phone with Simon.

Much later that evening while waiting for the Filthies to perform at McGee’s NL suddenly started laughing.

“What’s so funny?” I asked perplexed.

“I just now remembered. I was talking to Bambi online earlier and she told me that she had the Myndsick Hockey CD and she kept meaning to give it to me.” NL sheepishly explained.

“What!? You’re kidding right? After you accused me, Chingpea and probably Flower too of having the CD, of deliberately keeping the CD from you! Are you serious? Do you know that I tore a hole in my purse looking for that stupid Hockey CD?” I yelled furiously.

He just shook his head with a big grin on his face.

“You owe me an apology.” I stated.

“I’m sorry.” He apologized.

“And a new purse!” I exclaimed.

He just hung his head in shame.

“Did you apologize to Chingpea already?” I asked.

“Yes.” He replied.

“You mean you’ve known all night that you found the CD and you didn’t say anything to me?” I asked amazed.

“I just now remembered.” He explained grinning.

I slugged him in the arm.

NL then explained to Flower how Bambi had the CD.

“You owe me an apology!” She yelled.

“I’m sorry.” He apologized again.

I think NL needs to be tar and feathered for what he put Chingpea, Flower and myself through this past week over that Myndsick Hockey CD. He should have to kiss our feet and grovel for our forgiveness! Maybe even be required to give us all foot massages as punishment for his behavior towards us.

Thank God Simon was nice enough to give NL another CD so that the Growing Up Fighting: Hockey Volume 1 CD could be completed on time for production and us girls could have a little peace in our lives.  posted by Matildakay at 11:29 PM