Annoying Cats Epidemic!
“Did you know you have 3 pregnant cats?” My aunt who came by my house during lunch today asked me.
“What? Are you kidding? 3 pregnant cats?!” I shrieked.
“Yeah, I saw 3 cats in your yard and they’re all pregnant. Very pregnant in fact.” She explained.
“Oh Lord! I can’t believe it, 3 pregnant cats. 3!” I lamented.
That’s right-- not 1, not 2, but 3. 3 PREGNANT annoying cats! I had found one of the
pregnant annoying cats last month, but I had no idea there were 3 pregnant annoying cats! I usually try to ignore all of the
annoying cats around my house, just tune them out, shoo them away, or walk right on by them because they don’t seem to be going anywhere.
3 pregnant cats! 3 pregnant cats! 3 pregnant cats! I kept repeating in my head over and over again. 3 annoying cats all pregnant at the same time! What is this a cat version of the baby-boom era? Well at least I know I’m not going crazy. I wasn’t imagining all that cat-wailing and moaning and sex-screaming-- cat sex that they constantly torture me with outside my windows. I wasn’t imagining that all these
annoying cats have more sex than me, a single 37 year old woman. And now their secret annoying cat sex rendezvous’ will probably result in 20 or more
spawn of annoying cats!
“They’ll probably have all their kittens around your house.” My aunt continued.
“Oh God… what am I going to do?” I wailed.
There is no way in hell that I’m going to be responsible for one annoying cat, much less 3 litters of kittens!
I think its time for desperate measures… as I see it, I have two choices:
1) Confront my
little old lady cat neighbor.
2) Call the
SPCA.
Either way… I’m not having anything to do with mewling kittens! Those annoying pregnant cats have got to go!
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