Matildakay’s 12 days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Obviously it’s Johnny Depp!)my first real Christmas tree.
On the second day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Must be Brad Pitt.)Two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the third day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Maybe Adrian Grenier.)
Three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
(Kenny Mount, Preston Nash and Cesareo Garasa)two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the fourth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Perhaps Jude Law.)
Four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the fifth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Gotta be Joaquin Phoenix.)
Five days of antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine,
four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the sixth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Definitely Harry Connick, Jr.)Six readings of
Lords: Part One,
five days of antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine,
four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the seventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? I know; it’s pop star Darren Hayes.)Seven intense shopping trips to the mall,
six readings of Lords: Part One,
five days of antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine,
four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the eighth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Maybe Orlando Bloom.)Eight
annoying cats sex-screaming,
seven intense shopping trips to the mall,
six readings of Lords: Part One,
five days of antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine,
four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the ninth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Really it’s Harrison Ford.)
Nine
punk make-up tips,
eight annoying cats sex-screaming,
seven intense shopping trips to the mall,
six readings of Lords: Part One,
five days of antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine,
four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the tenth day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? Perhaps it’s Matt Damon.)
Ten hours of gift-wrapping,
nine punk make-up tips,
eight annoying cats sex-screaming,
seven intense shopping trips to the mall,
six readings of Lords: Part One,
five days of antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine,
four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the eleventh day of Christmas,
my true love sent to me
(true love? I’m thinking; it’s Dermot Mulroney.)Eleven
Midnight Panic songs,
ten hours of gift-wrapping,
nine punk make-up tips,
eight annoying cats sex-screaming,
seven intense shopping trips to the mall,
six readings of Lords: Part One,
five days of antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine,
four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
On the twelfth day of Christmas,
My true love sent to me
(true love? I was right the first time; it’s Johnny Depp!)Twelve Christmas wishes,
eleven Midnight Panic songs,
ten hours of gift-wrapping,
nine punk make-up tips,
eight annoying cats sex-screaming,
seven intense shopping trips to the mall,
six readings of Lords: Part One,
five days of antibiotics and cough syrup with codeine,
four days of Internet connectivity,
three local Rock Star Christmas shopping sightings,
two Christmas dinners,
and my first real Christmas tree.
I hope everyone had a very Merry Christmas!
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