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One Bakersfield Woman's Blog to Mankind
Wednesday, January 25, 2006
Johnny Depp for Breakfast!
I’m not the only one who wants to have Johnny Depp for Breakfast. Apparently the whole world does…

I stopped by the grocery store tonight to pick up a few things I was out of. There I was strolling down the cereal isle minding my own business when suddenly I stopped dead in my tracks. I couldn’t believe it! Right there on the shelves of the cereal isle were boxes and boxes of Pirates of the Caribbean cereal with Johnny Depp’s face on it. Boy did he look tasty too!

I must take this moment to thank Kellogg’s and Disney on behalf of myself and every Johnny Depp loving woman out there for making our fantasy of having Johnny Depp for Breakfast come true.
 

11 Comments:

Blogger n.l. said...

How many boxes did you buy?

1/25/2006 6:46 PM  
Anonymous Todd said...

How many boxes did you buy?

1/25/2006 7:49 PM  
Blogger B.U.M.S. said...

So, how many boxes did you buy?

1/26/2006 1:55 AM  
Blogger Matildakay said...

My, my inquiring minds want to know... :)

I didn't buy out the store yet, I had to go home and empty out my cabinets first. I'll be going back with a truck.

1/26/2006 9:08 AM  
Blogger n.l. said...

Maybe they will have one of those cool displays with a life size cardboard cut-out of JD the pirate holding a nice bowl of toasty oaties or whatever...

1/26/2006 9:17 AM  
Blogger chingpea said...

i'll be right there with you buying out all the boxes! woo hoo!

1/26/2006 9:21 AM  
Blogger Matildakay said...

Oh my gosh, I want the life size cardboard Johnny Depp!

1/26/2006 9:56 AM  
Anonymous Lisa said...

Ummmmmm yummy! Now if we could just get Johnny Depp Spaghettios and Johnny Depp popsicles all would be right in the world!

1/26/2006 1:39 PM  
Blogger n.l. said...

hehehehahaha...

This Halloween should be interesting with you and chingpea slobbering over little 5-year-old pirates dressed like Captain Jack Sparrow. Maybe you should buy your witch costumes now...

1/26/2006 2:39 PM  
Blogger Amy said...

I have to admit, Johnny is pretty yummy... and I don't know why his attire got slammed at the Golden Globes, I thought he looked hot.

However, what is up with his significant other? She always looks likes she just sucked a lemon before they snapped the picture.

1/27/2006 2:34 PM  
Blogger n.l. said...

What would it take to push you over that fragile edge to stalkerdom....?

1/27/2006 7:38 PM  

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