Whiplash!
My little
run in with a Sonnet gave me whiplash! That crash with
poetry had more of an affect on me than I thought it did. I’ve never had whiplash before. It’s no picnic I’ll tell you. I have a constant severe headache and pain from the back of my head down my neck, through my shoulders and down to the bottom of my shoulder blades. It makes it very hard to concentrate on things.
But the biggest pain in my neck has been the insurance claim adjustor's. I’ve spoken to three of them now. One from my insurance and two from her insurance. Claim adjustors are some of the rudest people ever. They’re pushy and they’re accusatory and they don’t believe I have whiplash.
“I’m not making this up, I have whiplash.” I explained to one of the three insurance adjustors.
“When did you see a doctor?” The adjustor asked.
“Yesterday.” I responded.
“Did they take x-rays?” The adjustor asked.
“No.” I answered.
“Then how do you know you have whiplash?” The adjustor asked accusatory.
“Because the doctor examined me.” I explained.
“And what did the doctor say?” The adjustor continued accusingly.
“That I have whiplash!” I yelled into the phone at the adjustor who was accusing me of lying.
I need to get a man to talk to these insurance adjustors for me. They wouldn’t push a man around like they are trying to push me around.
Insurance adjusters are very difficult to deal with - I know. I hope things get resolved quickly and that you're feeling better soon. Dealing with them must be making your head hurt even more so!
I have whiplash just from reading your article. I turned my head to read and my ears even fell off.
Just kidding. Can I say I told you so, now? You gotta stick it to the insurance bastards. The people who hit you may be the nicest and sweetest, but everyone's insurance people are thieves. Stick it to them! yeah!