One Bakersfield Woman's Blog to Mankind: Some Annoying Cats have Talent

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One Bakersfield Woman's Blog to Mankind

Wednesday, April 25, 2007

Some Annoying Cats have Talent

Some annoying cats have talent. Like Nora, the piano playing annoying cat and Internet star, her youtube video has had 2.5 million views.

Watch the musical stylings of annoying cat Nora:

My little old cat lady neighbor’s annoying cats are not in the same league as Nora. No, their talents are: lazily lounging in my yard, eerily staring me down, pacing back and forth on the window ledges, creepy close encounters, waking me up at night with their cat-wailing and moaning and sex-screaming – cat sex rendezvous’ outside my bedroom window, using my yard as their personal toilet and killing birds and leaving their remains for me to find.

I do have a piano, but there is no way in hell I’m letting any of those annoying cats into my house to play it. I don’t think I’d do it even for 2.5 million unique visitors to my blog.

No, I think things are better left the way they are between the annoying cats and myself. Them being the bane of my existence and me plotting their demise by air pistol or any other of the various fun suggestions readers and friends have made. They’re lucky I still brake for annoying cats on my street!

Labels: annoying cats, Bakersfield, Blogging, Music, piano

posted by Matildakay at 1:01 PM

10 Comments:

Aaron L Novak said...: Suffering suckatash. Stupido Cats.; 4/25/2007 1:18 PM
norma said...: sorry to all you cat lovers but I just have to say that cats creep me out. eww. And their midnight sex screeching/wailing makes me want to throw up. blech. We once had a "cat problem." We lived out in the country in a mobile home (YES A MOBILE HOME.. wanna make somethin' of it?) and there was LITERALLY about 20 of those suckers living under my home. And my whole house(mobile home) STUNK like cat piss. I called Animal Control and they said that technically they are considered a "wild animal" therefore they could NOT come out to pick their annoying asses up. We moved. yuck.; 4/25/2007 3:49 PM
Brian said...: Yeah, ya know Once I lived in a retired school bus parked in this guy's own personal junk yard. (my Walden period) I fed a cute kitten some scraps. Soon there were 8 feral cats. I thought this was cute so I got a bag of cheapo cat food. Then there were 18 cats, not a one socialized to people. My first little friend would get somewhat close to me. One day I got home (or should I say 'got bus') and my friend and a few of his smaller friends had gotten in. There was only one door, they were cornered. They were hissing and spiting and making that arched back shape, hair on end. Kinda cute I thought. All but one scrambled past me and out. The last one I figured would be no worse for ware if i just tossed it towards the door. I went to scoop it up when it clung to my hand all mad and hissing. I had to shake it, so hard, to get it to release, taking some of my skin with it.
Gotta love those Kittys.; 4/25/2007 5:51 PM
jenraven said...: "Learn more about Nora at___???" Are you kidding me? It's a cat stomping on a piano. I'm pretty sure we saw the most exciting footage already ... why the hell would we want to see MORE? People have too much damned time on their hands!; 4/25/2007 5:54 PM
Hectic Rick said...: Wow I need to teach Jack how to play...; 4/25/2007 8:03 PM
Trish said...: Does she have an agent?; 4/26/2007 12:06 AM
norma said...: *surprised Hectic Rick hasn't eaten Jack for breakfast. :)

I hear those Hectic Dudes are dangerous!!!; 4/26/2007 12:55 AM
Matildakay said...: Aaron, I love it!

Norma, Norma, Did you just admit to living in a mobile home park? hehe... That's a lot of freakin' cats!

Brian, Never, never feed stray cats, they only multiply! And hey, thanks for being a tool. :)

JenRaven, Amen! People have way too much time on their hands and give way to much attention to a stupid annoying cat!

Hectic Rick, Jack would be great at the piano! He' already a film star!

Trish, She must, no annoying cat gets that much press without one.; 4/27/2007 2:43 PM
n.l. said...: The Hectic dog is hilarious. I hear he's going to be a Zombie dog; 4/30/2007 7:43 AM
Matildakay said...: NL, The Hectic Dog is hilarious! Loved his performance in the Cute Fluffy Bunnies film! He'd make a great zombie!; 5/02/2007 10:56 AM

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