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Tuesday, May 22, 2007
A New Crop of Annoying Cats
I was walking from the house to the garage the other day when out of the corner of my eye I saw one of the many annoying cats that belong to my little old cat lady next door neighbor, lounging under the trees in my back yard.
Annoying cats! I thought and then froze mid-step.
Kittens! There were four annoying kittens snuggled up next to that annoying cat!
“Unbelievable they're multiplying!” I said out loud. The annoying cat actually winked at me.
Of course I immediately went back into the house and grabbed my camera to get photographic proof for you all, my readers, of the fruit of the cat-wailing and moaning and sex-screaming – cat sex rendezvous’ I constantly suffer through night after night after night as if they were the ‘outside my window pornographic theatre players’.
So here they are… the new crop of annoying cats!
I wonder if the SPCA picks up annoying cats and kittens?
I wonder if my little old cat lady neighbor knows her annoying cat brood has grown by four?
Why in the world did that annoying cat pick my yard to have kittens in?
Ugh! Just what I need… more annoying cats to deal with.
I was walking from the house to the garage the other day when out of the corner of my eye I saw one of the many annoying cats that belong to my little old cat lady next door neighbor, lounging under the trees in my back yard.
Annoying cats! I thought and then froze mid-step.
Kittens! There were four annoying kittens snuggled up next to that annoying cat!
“Unbelievable they're multiplying!” I said out loud. The annoying cat actually winked at me.
Of course I immediately went back into the house and grabbed my camera to get photographic proof for you all, my readers, of the fruit of the cat-wailing and moaning and sex-screaming – cat sex rendezvous’ I constantly suffer through night after night after night as if they were the ‘outside my window pornographic theatre players’.
So here they are… the new crop of annoying cats!
I wonder if the SPCA picks up annoying cats and kittens?
I wonder if my little old cat lady neighbor knows her annoying cat brood has grown by four?
Why in the world did that annoying cat pick my yard to have kittens in?
Ugh! Just what I need… more annoying cats to deal with.
Labels: annoying cats, Bakersfield, kittens, SPCA
Naw the SPCA wont pick them up,,they will get stray dogs but not cats. If you can catch them you might be able to give them away on bfree4all yahoo group though. But the sooner you catch the kittens the better or they will be feral and just breed more strays. VICIOUS CYCLE!!
From my volunteer time at a low-cost spay/neuter clinic, I know that my city, at least, has lots of roving volunteers who capture stray and feral cats, take them to be fixed and return them to where they found them once they've recovered. If you can find some of those folks, they might be able to help.
They are kinda cute, though, for cats! You should adopt them, teach them how to play an instrument and exploit their talents all over the internet!
~twinkie
I say you buy a pellet gun.
That's really lame of her to let the cat roam around outside when she's not fixed. There are too many animals in need of homes already ... WE DON'T NEED THEM BREEDING.
Spay and neuter, people.