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One Bakersfield Woman's Blog to Mankind
Wednesday, May 28, 2008
Who Rocked the Wet Tee-shirt Look in 'The Deep'
"Older people exude bundles of sexuality. [But] older men, and women, tend not to run around like cats and dogs in heat."

~Jacqueline Bisset, who rocked the wet tee-shirt look in The Deep.

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Monday, May 12, 2008
Monologue Maker
"For a woman the worst thing about a sperm bank is that the sperm is no longer free. Just go into a bar, and a sperm container will try to pick you up."

~Tina Georgie, monologue maker.

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Tuesday, April 29, 2008
Hotshot Humorist
"I was never a child. I was always a menopausal woman in a child's body."

~Tracy Ullman, hotshot humorist.

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Sunday, April 27, 2008
Super Suffragist
"I always distrust people who know so much about what God wants them to do to their fellows."

~Susan B. Anthony, super suffragist.

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Saturday, April 19, 2008
Sex and the City Countdown...
I'm counting down the days until Sex and the City hits the theatres!

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I haven't been able to find the complete trailer for Sex and the City on youtube, but found this cool countdown widget that has the movie trailer, trivia, and other cool things. If you're a Sex and the City fan like I am you'll have fun checking this out.

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Monday, April 14, 2008
Sex War Correspondent
"If it weren't for women, men would still be hanging from trees."

~Marilyn Peterson, sex war correspondent.

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Wednesday, April 09, 2008
Pop Culture Commentator
"Men know they are sexual exiles. They wander the earth seeking satisfaction, craving and despising, never content. There is nothing in that anguished notion for women to envy."

~Camille Paglia, pop culture commentator.

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Thursday, April 03, 2008
Tale Teller
"For women the best aphrodisiacs are words. The g-spot is in the ears. he who looks for it below there is wasting his time."

~Isabel Allende, tale teller.

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Sunday, March 30, 2008
An Advocate for her Gender in Nineteenth-Century Germany
"The history of all times, and of today especially, teaches that... women will be forgotten if they forget to think about themselves."

~Louise Otto, an advocate for her gender in nineteenth-century Germany.

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Thursday, March 27, 2008
Welsh Literary Light
"Men love women, women love children, children love hamsters--it's quite hopeless."

~Alice Thomas Ellis, Welsh literary light.

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Wednesday, March 26, 2008
Weight Watcher
"Women know the weight of every item of clothing they own, so we don't have to get on the scale naked. We just deduct. For instance, I know that my sweats weigh in at exactly twenty-one pounds."

~Christina Irene, weight watcher.

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Monday, March 24, 2008
Meditation...

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Sunday, March 16, 2008
Stereotype-smashing Clergywoman
"A successful woman preacher was once asked, 'What special obstacles have you met as a woman in the ministry?' 'Not one,' she answered, 'except the lack of a minister's wife.'"

~Anna Garlin Spencer, stereotype-smashing clergywoman.

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Friday, March 14, 2008
I Love Clementine


The beautiful and talented Cortnie Enns of the Dalloways has joined the blogoshpere...

"If you like to read or write about style, music, travel, photography, food, arts, crafts, pets, collections, or a mix of everything, then 'i love clementine' is written for you."

I Love Clementine is creative, hip and full of style just like Cortnie. Go read her blog, you'll feel hipper!

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Thursday, March 13, 2008
Canadian Writer
"Does feminist mean 'large unpleasant person who'll shout at you' or 'someone who believes women are human beings?' To me it's the latter, so I sign up."

~Margaret Atwood, Canadian writer.

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Tuesday, March 11, 2008
Sidesplitting Seismologist
"It seems to me that men ask a lot of questions, but they're not willing to do the research. They're always asking, 'What do women want? What do women want?' Why don't they try buying us a bunch of stuff and see what happens?"

~Livia Squires, sidesplitting seismologist.

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Thursday, February 28, 2008
Zsa Zsa's Sassy Sib
"I believe in loyalty. when a woman reaches a certain age she likes, she should stick with it."

~Eva Gabor, Zsa Zsa's sassy sib.

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Thursday, February 14, 2008
Happy Valentine's Day to all you Singles out there!

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Saturday, February 09, 2008
U.S. Presidential Candidate in 1872
"All talk of women's rights is moonshine. Women hae every right. They have only to exercise them."

~Victoria Woodhull, U.S. presidential candidate in 1872.

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Friday, February 01, 2008
Cerebral Columnist
"What women want is what men want. They want respect."

~Marilyn vos Savant, cerebral columnist.

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